Es kann doch nicht sein ...
... dass ich nach vier Tagen komplett ohne Nahrung das erste Mal in meine Hose steige um zum Plus zu gehen - And the chip off button? I feel slightly ripped.
Monday, August 25, 2008
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Kate Playground Skinny Jeans
Zurück zu Mami ...
live all alone is great - I love it. I love my very cute mini-apartment that is up to the top crammed with books, clothes and toys.
But today I will like to go back to Mom. I have a fever and sore throat - I had no fever for ages and had forgotten how horrible it feels ..
must because any shit I climb down from the high bed, going to the pharmacy was accompanied by Heulkrämpfen, no one forces me to drink, or what to eat, no one washes in between times fast my sheets or my pajamas, when all is full of sweat. No one drags me to the doctor tomorrow, and gives me the feeling that I somehow create it all. And no one feels sorry for me
really sleep and tells me that everything will be all right. Mami ... :-(
live all alone is great - I love it. I love my very cute mini-apartment that is up to the top crammed with books, clothes and toys.
But today I will like to go back to Mom. I have a fever and sore throat - I had no fever for ages and had forgotten how horrible it feels ..
must because any shit I climb down from the high bed, going to the pharmacy was accompanied by Heulkrämpfen, no one forces me to drink, or what to eat, no one washes in between times fast my sheets or my pajamas, when all is full of sweat. No one drags me to the doctor tomorrow, and gives me the feeling that I somehow create it all. And no one feels sorry for me
really sleep and tells me that everything will be all right. Mami ... :-(
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Why Is My Mouth Taste Like
Alptraum!
Every morning I read in a double espresso with milk the General Anzeiger online. We read terrible things tropical storm Faye , missing girl , bus accident, and so on.
But this small article has me so upset that I had nightmares all night:
Fearing a spider is a female driver from Lower Saxony crashed into the guardrail. Während der Fahrt krabbelte die Spinne plötzlich über das Gesicht der 20- Jährigen. Vor Schreck verriss sie das Lenkrad, und ihr Wagen landete in der Leitplanke.
(Quelle: General Anzeiger)
BÄH! Ich wäre auch in den nächsten Baum gerast. Ekelhaft.
Und ich habe gerade mal nachgezählt: Auf meinen 20qm leben mindestens 10 Spinnen. Es wird dringend Zeit für einen neuen Staubsauger, oder einen Mann im Haus. Oder eine Leitplanke, gegen die ich rasen kann, zur Not auch mit dem Fahhrad.
Every morning I read in a double espresso with milk the General Anzeiger online. We read terrible things tropical storm Faye , missing girl , bus accident, and so on.
But this small article has me so upset that I had nightmares all night:
Fearing a spider is a female driver from Lower Saxony crashed into the guardrail. Während der Fahrt krabbelte die Spinne plötzlich über das Gesicht der 20- Jährigen. Vor Schreck verriss sie das Lenkrad, und ihr Wagen landete in der Leitplanke.
(Quelle: General Anzeiger)
BÄH! Ich wäre auch in den nächsten Baum gerast. Ekelhaft.
Und ich habe gerade mal nachgezählt: Auf meinen 20qm leben mindestens 10 Spinnen. Es wird dringend Zeit für einen neuen Staubsauger, oder einen Mann im Haus. Oder eine Leitplanke, gegen die ich rasen kann, zur Not auch mit dem Fahhrad.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Shiseido Tsubaki Shampoo
Roadtrip!
Um unsere Verwandtschaft besuchen zu können müssen meine Eltern, Schwestern und ich immer runde 100km fahren, von Hilden nach Bocholt. Das ist for 22 years so we do often, we're used to.
But from year to year, this road trip into the pampas is exhausting. I always travel first by train from Bonn, was sitting in an hour regional express pleasure already slightly annoyed at the stuffy family car. It is a Zafira, not the smallest car on the market, but with three grown girls in the back just a bit tight.
And here comes the bigger problem: we are all grown up. As children, we slept in the car, Benjamin Blümchen heard or counted on the way back lit Christmas trees or Easter. Now try listening to one, while the other would like to understand the news and still others carry a conversation.
Actually, it fails because of mundane things: I am the air have liked to "feet" are, Mary vented to the "head", Evi, only the disc moves Papa it in the neck, no matter how you do it, and Mama a hot flash after another.
It really is time that we visit relatives in separate cars. Most of all I'm going alone are, with open windows and loud music!
Um unsere Verwandtschaft besuchen zu können müssen meine Eltern, Schwestern und ich immer runde 100km fahren, von Hilden nach Bocholt. Das ist for 22 years so we do often, we're used to.
But from year to year, this road trip into the pampas is exhausting. I always travel first by train from Bonn, was sitting in an hour regional express pleasure already slightly annoyed at the stuffy family car. It is a Zafira, not the smallest car on the market, but with three grown girls in the back just a bit tight.
And here comes the bigger problem: we are all grown up. As children, we slept in the car, Benjamin Blümchen heard or counted on the way back lit Christmas trees or Easter. Now try listening to one, while the other would like to understand the news and still others carry a conversation.
Actually, it fails because of mundane things: I am the air have liked to "feet" are, Mary vented to the "head", Evi, only the disc moves Papa it in the neck, no matter how you do it, and Mama a hot flash after another.
It really is time that we visit relatives in separate cars. Most of all I'm going alone are, with open windows and loud music!
Friday, August 8, 2008
How To Do A Boat Shaped Invitation
Das Flo-Prinzip
I call it Flo-principle, named after the guy who started the first order (and hopefully not read it here).
One is single, but would like to change that. The biological clock is ticking and the mighty worried relatives to ask whether one because "no one would have still found". Well. Then one learns
know someone who vote in external conditions, they meet, and so on. Unfortunately, I always want more than the male counterpart.
the end, I am sitting in front of the phone in any case, waiting to ring, or in front of StudiVZ and click 120 times a minute on "intelligence". I walk through the districts, in which the person resides, had absurd dreams which occur in white horse and shining armor. I regularly go into places that I can not stand. I read ETA Hoffmann. I hear Metal.
That goes a few weeks so the calls are sparse, impersonal messages. Eventually I find my long lost again believed self-respect.
I call my sisters to emerge from the new insight that I have all niocht necessary. I declare that I am is enough. I give up. That he can take time.
And on the same day, often a few minutes later to report the guy who writes flowery things, promises that we make and, icq makes periodic ah-oh, and my phone ding-dong. The self-esteem is blown away and I'm back to 15 years of hormone noodle, without control of their feelings.
The Flo-principle. And Flo is eigentich an amateur bungler, for that matter, It's going to, I met the master. I should rename the principle.
drink Enjoy cocktails, asshole.
I call it Flo-principle, named after the guy who started the first order (and hopefully not read it here).
One is single, but would like to change that. The biological clock is ticking and the mighty worried relatives to ask whether one because "no one would have still found". Well. Then one learns
know someone who vote in external conditions, they meet, and so on. Unfortunately, I always want more than the male counterpart.
the end, I am sitting in front of the phone in any case, waiting to ring, or in front of StudiVZ and click 120 times a minute on "intelligence". I walk through the districts, in which the person resides, had absurd dreams which occur in white horse and shining armor. I regularly go into places that I can not stand. I read ETA Hoffmann. I hear Metal.
That goes a few weeks so the calls are sparse, impersonal messages. Eventually I find my long lost again believed self-respect.
I call my sisters to emerge from the new insight that I have all niocht necessary. I declare that I am is enough. I give up. That he can take time.
And on the same day, often a few minutes later to report the guy who writes flowery things, promises that we make and, icq makes periodic ah-oh, and my phone ding-dong. The self-esteem is blown away and I'm back to 15 years of hormone noodle, without control of their feelings.
The Flo-principle. And Flo is eigentich an amateur bungler, for that matter, It's going to, I met the master. I should rename the principle.
drink Enjoy cocktails, asshole.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Cleaning Corioliss Hair
Die Zweifel eines Serienjunkies
I love series. Meanwhile, I got rid of my TV completely and just look more series, one by one, in echelon. Primarily with women's series, Gilmore Girls, ER, Greys Anatomy, Men in trees, but also passionately Heroes, Scrubs, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, My Name is Earl or - quite amazing! - Black Books.
has now happened to me I should necessarily Alias \u200b\u200blook, first, the rest is just summer break anyway, secondly, it is exciting, and thirdly, David Anders with (and I am suffering from Heroes David Anders withdrawal ;-)). But somehow I feel
Agentenkram this a bit on my nerves. Given that random innocent people (port workers, hotel employees, civilians, security personnel, etc.) umgenietet, of course, the good guys after not the slightest scratch, the bad guys are right dead - only the are properly evil regularly in abstruse arguments suddenly alive again the mat.
agents constantly change the page, Mrs. Garner has no waist and somehow the U.S. government apparently too much money for the procurement comic artifacts.
But what annoys you most: the agents can do everything. They operate flight times in passing bullets from the bodies, chop into computer and security systems, are familiar with all the martial arts from this earth, decipher land planes, 500 years old embassies - and of course they speak any language. Nepalese, Chinese, Arabic, Russian, English, Japanese, Italian, French, and of course German. However, it goes to the German audience no word if Sydney Bristow is apparently so any accent (haha!) agreed in Germany.
Und was das Allernervigste ist: Als deutscher Zuschauer versteht man nicht einmal die Deutschen in der Serie. Ist es wirklich zuviel verlangt, für die wenigen Szenen in Deutschland deutsche Statisten zu nehmen? Gibt es sowenige Menschen in Amerika, die halbwegs Deutsch können?!
Und dann wollen die uns weissmachen, die Agenten würden mal eben die Sprachen verschiedenster Sprachfamilien erlernen?! Wenns nicht so traurig wäre, wäre es richtig lustig: Hier sehen Sie die grenzenlose Selbstüberschätzung der Amerikaner:
Im Gegensatz dazu, bei Scrubs: Dr. Elliot Reid (hier besonders adorable talking!) Super German, but also has German ancestors :-) (unfortunately, we speak American extras who are to represent German , almost incomprehensible! WHY? Does America not plump, sparsely hairy Germans who want to put on scrubs in a bed and say three sentences? which we can borrow some.)
I love series. Meanwhile, I got rid of my TV completely and just look more series, one by one, in echelon. Primarily with women's series, Gilmore Girls, ER, Greys Anatomy, Men in trees, but also passionately Heroes, Scrubs, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, My Name is Earl or - quite amazing! - Black Books.
has now happened to me I should necessarily Alias \u200b\u200blook, first, the rest is just summer break anyway, secondly, it is exciting, and thirdly, David Anders with (and I am suffering from Heroes David Anders withdrawal ;-)). But somehow I feel
Agentenkram this a bit on my nerves. Given that random innocent people (port workers, hotel employees, civilians, security personnel, etc.) umgenietet, of course, the good guys after not the slightest scratch, the bad guys are right dead - only the are properly evil regularly in abstruse arguments suddenly alive again the mat.
agents constantly change the page, Mrs. Garner has no waist and somehow the U.S. government apparently too much money for the procurement comic artifacts.
But what annoys you most: the agents can do everything. They operate flight times in passing bullets from the bodies, chop into computer and security systems, are familiar with all the martial arts from this earth, decipher land planes, 500 years old embassies - and of course they speak any language. Nepalese, Chinese, Arabic, Russian, English, Japanese, Italian, French, and of course German. However, it goes to the German audience no word if Sydney Bristow is apparently so any accent (haha!) agreed in Germany.
Und was das Allernervigste ist: Als deutscher Zuschauer versteht man nicht einmal die Deutschen in der Serie. Ist es wirklich zuviel verlangt, für die wenigen Szenen in Deutschland deutsche Statisten zu nehmen? Gibt es sowenige Menschen in Amerika, die halbwegs Deutsch können?!
Und dann wollen die uns weissmachen, die Agenten würden mal eben die Sprachen verschiedenster Sprachfamilien erlernen?! Wenns nicht so traurig wäre, wäre es richtig lustig: Hier sehen Sie die grenzenlose Selbstüberschätzung der Amerikaner:
Im Gegensatz dazu, bei Scrubs: Dr. Elliot Reid (hier besonders adorable talking!) Super German, but also has German ancestors :-) (unfortunately, we speak American extras who are to represent German , almost incomprehensible! WHY? Does America not plump, sparsely hairy Germans who want to put on scrubs in a bed and say three sentences? which we can borrow some.)
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Creatine Fluctuations, Causes
Wenn Männer nicht sprechen.
women love to talk. You talk to your best friend, the second, third, and fourth-best friend, with sisters, mothers, aunts, with Doctors and hairdresser, with the woman at the supermarket and if it is very hard with a psychologist.
men do not talk.
There is of course not the need, the unimportant aspects of life in each chew with 30 people - that's clear women. But many men will not even talk with the person at issue. events remain unexplained, emotions are silenced - if necessary even by six years. And after six years of bloody start "man" by mistake under the influence of beer and bratwurst to speak.
And then one sees that the last few years have also run very differently. In my case it would have been very desirable. How annoying! So I call my first Schwestern an und treffe mich mit meiner Freundin im Café Göttlich um diese Ungerechtigkeit der männlichen Nichtgesprächsbereitschaft durchzusprechen.
Er währenddessen schweigt sich zu dem Thema wieder aus.
Aber warte nur ab, wenn wir in sechs Jahren nochmal über das Thema sprechen sag ich dir mal ordentlich meine Meinung über deine Verschwiegenheit.
women love to talk. You talk to your best friend, the second, third, and fourth-best friend, with sisters, mothers, aunts, with Doctors and hairdresser, with the woman at the supermarket and if it is very hard with a psychologist.
men do not talk.
There is of course not the need, the unimportant aspects of life in each chew with 30 people - that's clear women. But many men will not even talk with the person at issue. events remain unexplained, emotions are silenced - if necessary even by six years. And after six years of bloody start "man" by mistake under the influence of beer and bratwurst to speak.
And then one sees that the last few years have also run very differently. In my case it would have been very desirable. How annoying! So I call my first Schwestern an und treffe mich mit meiner Freundin im Café Göttlich um diese Ungerechtigkeit der männlichen Nichtgesprächsbereitschaft durchzusprechen.
Er währenddessen schweigt sich zu dem Thema wieder aus.
Aber warte nur ab, wenn wir in sechs Jahren nochmal über das Thema sprechen sag ich dir mal ordentlich meine Meinung über deine Verschwiegenheit.
Pain In My Leg From Clymidia
Der älteste Beruf ...
Ich würde mich nicht als Spezialistin für Prostitution und den entsprechenden Modegeschmack erklären, aber wenn mein extrem ekliger, übergewichtiger, alter, ungewaschener, betrunkener Nachbar um 10 Uhr abends Besuch von einer 25jährigen Südländerin in silbernen Slingpumps, Lackjacke mit Ausschnitt to the navel and a bag sticking out of the items I last saw in Opis stable, gets the situation seems clear to me.
And I'm really not prudish, but that's not nice. I fled from the house and did not return until well after midnight.
Ich würde mich nicht als Spezialistin für Prostitution und den entsprechenden Modegeschmack erklären, aber wenn mein extrem ekliger, übergewichtiger, alter, ungewaschener, betrunkener Nachbar um 10 Uhr abends Besuch von einer 25jährigen Südländerin in silbernen Slingpumps, Lackjacke mit Ausschnitt to the navel and a bag sticking out of the items I last saw in Opis stable, gets the situation seems clear to me.
And I'm really not prudish, but that's not nice. I fled from the house and did not return until well after midnight.
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Craft With Yogurt Containers
Tante Mechthilds Rhabarberschnaps
1 bottle 2 bottles of rhubarb juice grain
3 sachets vanilla sugar
combination boxes, fill in the back three bottles - that's it! It tastes totally delicious and usually has devastating consequences. I behave after drinking liquor aunty rhubarb in any case regularly extremely unreasonable.
1 bottle 2 bottles of rhubarb juice grain
3 sachets vanilla sugar
combination boxes, fill in the back three bottles - that's it! It tastes totally delicious and usually has devastating consequences. I behave after drinking liquor aunty rhubarb in any case regularly extremely unreasonable.
Sync New Pen To Wacom Cte-640
Alte Gewohnheiten
Somehow remains of any relationship depends somewhat, if only to know what you want in no case more: a type that is Schwimmbverein who bleached his hair or his life will not get their act together.
But sometimes snag some positive things. That guitar you like, secretly in Swedish people insulted or just hung with a bag of chips and a bottle of grapefruit juice is celebrating on Saturday evening.
grapefruit juice ... I feel like I'm back 20:)
Somehow remains of any relationship depends somewhat, if only to know what you want in no case more: a type that is Schwimmbverein who bleached his hair or his life will not get their act together.
But sometimes snag some positive things. That guitar you like, secretly in Swedish people insulted or just hung with a bag of chips and a bottle of grapefruit juice is celebrating on Saturday evening.
grapefruit juice ... I feel like I'm back 20:)
Women Getting Wegdies
Akademikerarroganz und Satzzeichenmangel
They exist, even in my circle of friends, abound: people who study, and for the organization as a partner only students or people alumnierte question kommen. Wo sind die Zeiten hin, in denen Köche, Tischler und Metzgereifachverläuferinnen noch angesehene Mitglieder der Gesellschaft waren?
Ich möchte mich davon gerne abgrenzen, ich fände es toll, wenn mein Freund kochen oder mit einen Tisch schreinern könnte. Außerdem habe ich die Nase voll von den ewig schluffigen Studenten, die nichts können als besserwissen und klugscheißen. Die mit der Aufgabe, ein Ikea-Regal aufzubauen schon überfordert sind, nicht wissen, was eine Clematis ist und was Gänse von Puten unterschiedet oder wie man einen Pflaumenkuchen backt.
Ich denke selber oft genug: "Wieso bist du nicht Kindergärtnerin geworden? Oder Konditorin? Oder Landschaftsgärtner? Why did you choose this eccentric useless Unischeiss done? ".
If you then, however, really know someone learns the staggers to 26 not yet between weekday Sturzbetrinkungen and morning hangover lectures, but in life, is money earned, and knows how the wind runs, there are quite a different problem missing punctuation, for example
SMS with the text.. "hello how are you I hope good yesterday was really nice hopefully we can repeat soon naja ciao." just go not to a minimum. punctuation are required, even if you are not busy every day with Kafka or Kleist.
Maybe I'm just the same as the other girls who want a handsome law student do with a pink polo shirt and Scarf.
They exist, even in my circle of friends, abound: people who study, and for the organization as a partner only students or people alumnierte question kommen. Wo sind die Zeiten hin, in denen Köche, Tischler und Metzgereifachverläuferinnen noch angesehene Mitglieder der Gesellschaft waren?
Ich möchte mich davon gerne abgrenzen, ich fände es toll, wenn mein Freund kochen oder mit einen Tisch schreinern könnte. Außerdem habe ich die Nase voll von den ewig schluffigen Studenten, die nichts können als besserwissen und klugscheißen. Die mit der Aufgabe, ein Ikea-Regal aufzubauen schon überfordert sind, nicht wissen, was eine Clematis ist und was Gänse von Puten unterschiedet oder wie man einen Pflaumenkuchen backt.
Ich denke selber oft genug: "Wieso bist du nicht Kindergärtnerin geworden? Oder Konditorin? Oder Landschaftsgärtner? Why did you choose this eccentric useless Unischeiss done? ".
If you then, however, really know someone learns the staggers to 26 not yet between weekday Sturzbetrinkungen and morning hangover lectures, but in life, is money earned, and knows how the wind runs, there are quite a different problem missing punctuation, for example
SMS with the text.. "hello how are you I hope good yesterday was really nice hopefully we can repeat soon naja ciao." just go not to a minimum. punctuation are required, even if you are not busy every day with Kafka or Kleist.
Maybe I'm just the same as the other girls who want a handsome law student do with a pink polo shirt and Scarf.
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